World Peace

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are

walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also

farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever

made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall

around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside

and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious state.

"Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall

around those countries..

The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about

this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick

and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable.

Now what is your wish?"

The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!

WORLD PEACE !!

(Sometimes it pays to go last.)